
Its my birthday today. I am 34!! Boo! I do not want to be 34. But theres not a lot I can do about it lol.
Well, if I could have my perfect birthday present I would get a stay in the new space hotel they are planning to build (2012).
It will cost a mere $2 million a night! :) There are just a couple of things they need to iron out before they accept paying guests - both are things guests do in hotel rooms.
They need to sort out a comfortable toilet system. The vacuum pump system that the astronauts use may be a little un-subtle for billionaires to put their bums against lol. Shocking!
But the other thing that humans do in hotel rooms? ;)

Sex! lol. They need to figure out the machanics of zero-G sex. There have been male and female astonuats in space for a number of years; some of them spending 6 months on the space station. Surely one of two of them have got jiggy with it in space? It occurs to me that they may need to send a couple into space just to have sex, so they can see what happens lol. What a job.
Forget the mile-high club. I want to join the 150 mile-high club!
Happy birthday to me!
Dear Martin!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI do hope all your dreams will come true! You are only 34 so there is plenty of time to do anything you wish for:))))) I wish you 1000 smiles every day, nice sunshine every morning, starry nights and good humour to brighten up every dark moment:)
34. Solemn Birthday LOL
ReplyDelete150 mile high club?
The mind boggles at the possibilitys :)
It is a solemn birthday lol!
ReplyDeleteThanks guys!!
See you another years blogging :)