Showing posts with label Useless crap I must own one day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Useless crap I must own one day. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

The Half Million Pound Bathtub

Oh god, how beautiful is that? Seems a little flash, but I'd love to have a soak (on my own or with company) in that bad boy! lol. Best get saving now :s


Britain may have escaped sinking into a bathtub-shaped recession but most consumers would still think twice before splashing out half a million pounds for a good wash.
That's how much upmarket department store Harrods is asking for a rock crystal tub by Florentine luxury furnishings group Baldi.

The item, on display at the Knightsbridge store during July and carrying a £530,000 price tag, is carved from a single block of the purest white rock crystal.

It is 2m long, 55cm high and weighs about 2.5 tons when filled.

The tub was cut from a 10-ton block discovered in the Amazon region of Brazil.

Paolo Baldi, father of current chief executive Luca, purchased the rock and had it extracted and transported intact to Italy.

The block was cut into two; the first half was cut into a tub and sold to a Russian magnate for £567,502 in 2008.

Each tub, fashioned by Luca Bojola, is unique in its design.

Both were sculpted with diamond cuts and left partly in the rough to show off all the natural beauty of the original block.

Luca Baldi told Sky News the tub's creators had been entranced by the rock's "precious transparency" and "overpowered by the untamed energy" of the part left in its natural state.

"What was our rationale? To create the wildest, craziest, most beautiful and luxurious object ever imagined for a bathroom," he said.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Seen in London - Catch up edition

I've been doing a lot of scouting for the past few weeks, and I've been to a few interesting places. Seen a lot of stuff...

The worlds cheeriest funeral parlour.




A really cool wall art thing-me-jig in a really cool warehouse apartment converstion with a really cool Pueruvian photo on it. A big fucking bag of cool really!


One of my favouritest buildings in the world.


We filmed in a 5 star hotel right next to St Pauls for a day. It also had a penthouse with a garden rooftop view of it, complete with glass lift to get there! Also THE BIGGEST FUCKING TV I'VE EVER SEEN! God, I don't get paid enough for that lifesyle.....yet. ;)


The remains of a very bad day for three people.



Westminster cathedral. What a beauty! lol Never seen it properly before :)




























The globe. Sam Wannamakers dream. I really want to see a proper Shakespeare play done in there this year.

A man in a gibbet! lol I really got a kick out of seeing that as I've always want to see one of those (even if he wasn't real lol





























And two of the most impressive (and expensive) cakes I've ever seen, as it was the director (Bryan O'Neil) and lead actor (Rollo Weeks) birthdays on the same day. One was a chocolate bonanza, shaped like a rose, and the other was a cream and Every Fucking Fruit You Can Think Of, including cumquats, lychees, passion fuits, and some strange white shit with seeds that I'm ashamed to say I couldn't name lol Needless to say, both were fucking gorgeous! :)



Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Why?

Because. Just because....I have enough money. $180 Million dollars plus $20 million running costs per year! 'o'

http://www.why-yachts.com/
















Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Skinput

Wow!! Snazzy, or what?! Please hurry up and make this commercially available.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

The £22,000 car key


Is this watch the world's most lavish and expensive car key? Buyers of the new Aston Martin Rapide can specify the Jaeger LeCoultre Rapide Transponder as a £22,000 option.

Owners can use the amazing timepiece to lock and unlock the five-door supercar by simply touching its face.

If it seems expensive, that's because an incredible amount of work went into squeezing the 'plipper' into the watch.

Firstly, Jaeger's engineers had to reduce the size of the transponder that sends the locking signal to the car so it would fit. Then, they spent 18 months working out how to install the watch's mechanical internals while ensuring its timekeeping isn't affected by the transponder's electrical field.

As if owning a Rapide isn't impressive enough, the James Bond-like ability to lock it by pressing your watch face is quite a trick. There are two 'zones' on the sapphire crystal face, one to open the car between 8 and 9 o'clock, and the 'close' section between three and four. There are no buttons required, as the face is a touch-sensitive.

The watch is the latest item on an increasingly lavish Aston options list. The Aston Cygnet (a thoroughly re-upholstered and modified Toyota iQ) will offer wealthy owners the chance to leave their 'proper' Aston behind and take a super-exclusive city car to work instead.

Friday, February 12, 2010

The greatest wedding cake ever!


Who Says Romance is Dead?: The H.R. Giger Alien Wedding Cake.

On your wedding day, Seattle’s Jet City Cakes wants you to remember: love takes many forms, and can–in turn–be sweet, dark, sticky, or have you violently ejecting your inside parts through a gaping chest cavity. MAZEL TOV!

Saturday, September 05, 2009

The Toaster toaster




Seen this! Want this! lol *

*note: The humans in Battlestar Galactica (greatest TV show ever made (TM)) call the Cylons "Toasters" for slang.


The Battlestar Galactica LED Chrome Toaster, made exclusively for Comic-Con 2009, lights up while cleverly toasting your favorite snacks with a Cylon on one side, and the phrase “Frak Off” on the other. But, with a special edition limited run of only 2,000 units, this is going to be one hot item. Highlights of this Comic-Con items include:

* Each toaster is individually numbered (1 of 2,000) next to the toast slots
* A plate which burns the phrase “Frak Off” on a piece of toast
* A plate which burns an image of a Cylon on a piece of toast
* The red cylon eye lights up on the front of the toaster and moves across the helmet


Friday, July 10, 2009

Minority Report

My mate Terry showed me this clip on Youtube. The future is here. Watch and drool lol

Friday, January 16, 2009

Wide boy



*drools*
THE WIDE BOYS at Philips have really pushed the boat out, introducing the first extra, extra wide cinema-proportioned LCD television.

The new Cinema 21:9 sports a whopping 56" screen in the 21:9 aspect ratio, allowing movies in the 2.39:1 format to completely fill the screen, rather than lopping bits off or distorting the image.

Philip's big screen also comes with Ambilight Spectra tech around the borders and the firm reckons its technology can convert even regular 16:9 content from TV broadcasts and games consoles to a format for the super wide screen.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

The Corpus Clock


Prof Stephen Hawking is to unveil a remarkable £1 million clock with no hands that pays tribute to the world's greatest clockmaker.

One clock made by the legendary John Harrison, the pioneer of longitude, took 36 years to build and he was still calibrating it when he died at his home in London on March 24, 1776, his 83rd birthday.

The Corpus Clock has been invented and designed by Dr John Taylor for Corpus Christi College Cambridge for the exterior of the college's new library building.

It will be unveiled on 19 September by Prof Stephen Hawking, cosmologist and author of the global bestseller, A Brief History of Time.

Dr Taylor, an inventor and horologist who studied at the College in the 1950s has put £1 million of his own money and five years into the project.

"One of my heroes is John Harrison," he says.

Of Harrison's many innovations, he came up with the 'grasshopper escapement', explained Dr Taylor, referring to the device used by Harrison to turn rotational motion into a pendulum motion for timekeeping.

"No one knows how a grasshopper escapement works, so I decided to turn the clock inside out and, instead of making the escape wheel 35 mm across and hidden in the case, it is 1.5 m across and visible with the grasshopper escapement around the outside," said Dr Taylor.

He calls the new version of the escapement a 'Chronophage' (time-eater) - "a fearsome beast which drives the clock, literally "eating away time".

It is the largest Grasshopper escapement of any clock in the world.

The Chronophage "hypnotises the watcher with its perpetual motion, punctuated by an extraordinary repertoire of slow blinks, jaw-snaps and stings from its tail," says Dr Taylor.

The Corpus Clock, a true mechanical mechanism, which is wound up by an electric motor, has no hands. "It is a new way to show time, with light," said Dr Taylor.

The clock has no digital numbers, either, but instead a series of slits cut into the face, each a tenth of a degree across.

Blue LED lights are arranged behind the slits, and 60 quarter inch lenses, so that when the escape wheel moves, a series of rapidly darting lights runs in concentric circles to mark passing seconds, and pause at the correct hour and minute.

What appears to be lights flashing in sequence are actually controlled mechanically, using the same principle as a zoetrope, the old fashioned way to view a moving image through slits. The total wattage used by the clock is less than that of three 60 watt bulbs.

Its massive round face, nearly five feet in diameter, was engineered from a single sheet of stainless steel, the mouldings - like a series of waves rippling outwards - were blasted into place by precisely-controlled explosions under water. On the hour, a chain drops into a wooden coffin hidden behind the clock "to remind us of our mortality," he said.

The clock also plays tricks on the observer, seeming occasionally to pause, run unevenly and even go backwards. All this is achieved through mechanics rather than computer programming.

Harrison used his clocks as time standards for the marine chronometers he had pioneered to deliver accuracy great enough to allow the determination of longitude at sea.

There have been few significant advances in the mechanical clock since Harrison went against the grain of contemporary thinking by using large pendulum swings, enlarging the pendulum's "dominion" to reduce errors.

Among Harrison's many remarkable innovations was the gridiron mechanism, consisting of alternating brass and iron rods assembled so that expansion and contraction rates cancelled each other out as the chronometer moved from the tropics to colder climes.

He was also the inventor of the first caged roller bearing, the father of the ball bearing, in his last clock. Over 100 ball bearings are used in the Corpus clock.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

It pops balloons!


This high power green laser is so powerful it is able to cut through black tape and pop balloons ! Its average power output is an amazing 75-99mW. It has typical peak output power of 115mW. Thats about 100 times more powerful than most laser pointers on the market. Point it up at the sky at night and you see a visible beam as far as the eye can see.




Specifications


Weight: 762g approx
Wavelength: 532nm (green)
beam Diameter: < 1.5mm
Output Power: 75-99mW
Safety features: Aperture Shutter, Master Key Switch, Output Indicator LED, 2-second delay, Safety Interlock Dongle
Tested life span: 5000 hours (continuous use)
Diode MTTF: 5000 hours
Dimensions: 190mm X 38mm
Power Supply: 2 X 1.5V "C" batteries
Class: Class IIIb laser product