Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Its my birthday today. I am 34!! Boo! I do not want to be 34. But theres not a lot I can do about it lol.
Well, if I could have my perfect birthday present I would get a stay in the new space hotel they are planning to build (2012).
It will cost a mere $2 million a night! :) There are just a couple of things they need to iron out before they accept paying guests - both are things guests do in hotel rooms.
They need to sort out a comfortable toilet system. The vacuum pump system that the astronauts use may be a little un-subtle for billionaires to put their bums against lol. Shocking!
But the other thing that humans do in hotel rooms? ;)
Sex! lol. They need to figure out the machanics of zero-G sex. There have been male and female astonuats in space for a number of years; some of them spending 6 months on the space station. Surely one of two of them have got jiggy with it in space? It occurs to me that they may need to send a couple into space just to have sex, so they can see what happens lol. What a job.
Forget the mile-high club. I want to join the 150 mile-high club!
Happy birthday to me!